Sunday, April 20, 2008

Oh man



That's gross. Why would I want to see that?




OH MAN, WHAT THE FUCK? No one wants to see that shit.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Toss away jokes



I love your commercials, kid. Where's the clown?



It's two faces! No, it's a vase! It's two faces! No, it's a vase!



Web-Cam-Stop-Motion-Thing, going where many men have gone before.

Climbing Mt. Mother



At first I thought this was just another animation of someone picking their nose, if you've seen it once, you've seen it a thousand times. On closer examination, though, it becomes clear that this is a veritable Whack-A-Mole game where the moles have been replaced by neglected children.



This is not the face of a happy child.

Using my infinite resources, I have managed to replicate what this animation would look like had a few more frames been captured.



I can only hope that this child gets the attention he needs before he dies of criminal neglect.



Oh shit, he's about to get eaten.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Have you ever made a Web-Cam-Stop-Motion-Thing?




Have you ever made a Web-Cam-Stop-Motion-Thing on WEED?!?!?



That guy has the single most complicated piece of drug paraphernalia that I have ever seen.

Though that's not really saying much.

It's easy to make fun of strangers

And that's why I started this blog.

In case you haven't seen it, here's a link to The Web-Cam-Stop-Motion-Thing. It's essentially a little flash applet that allows you to use your webcam to make fun, ten frame animations. It both allows creative people to be inventive if they don't know how to make animations on their own and allows idiots to upload their idiocy to the internet.

I like the idiots so much more than the creative.



This man has frightening, almost hypnotic eyebrows.



Gene Wilder should never have grown that mustache.



Keep practicing, buddy, you'll find a boyfriend someday.



Perhaps this guy would enjoy the company of the young man before him.



"Hey, look at all my HD-DVDs! Wanna also see my collection of Beta Max tapes?"